canada ehh?

Just so you know, I am currently in Canada (inside my basement washroom-- specifically). Why am I sitting on the toilet bowl while creating this post?--because shits happen everywhere, i told ya!!
Apart from those gross shits, FINAL EXAM is just around the corner! ahaa! CORNER?! No, it's tomorrow!!! It'll start with this ridiculous but important subject named ENGG100 (Orientation Engineering Prof I). The worse part is, I failed my Assignment 1 (cover letter and resume). What a big stink and gross SHIT! Anyway, I've email the person in charge--2 hours ago-- and I hope someone will reply my email ASAP! Crossing fingers!
And friends, please maximize your time--this is what my high school principal told me every week during assembly. And yes, I'm practicing her propaganda by writing shits on the toilet bowl. OK, GROSS, i know. And I'm done for now. Let's revising those curazzyyy presentation slides of ENGG100!